Mike's Marathon Blog

You know I’m in this crazy health zone right now when I’m doing yoga on a Saturday afternoon. Seriously, I couldn’t find anything else to do? Of course I’m up at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning with my dog standing on my face wanting to go outside, so I’m wide awake watching TV. I think I flipped through the channels for 4 straight hours and found absolutely nothing that I was willing to stop on for more than 3 minutes. Although I did watch about 5 episodes of Sell This House with Tanya Memme followed by the 2nd half of Little Big League (amazing movie!!). I go on OnDemand to try to find a movie to watch and come across ExcersieTV. I definitely needed some stretching before I went for my run, so I thought I would try one of the workouts. It was a serious toss up between Kim Kardashian’s Fit in your Jeans by Friday or Beginner’s Yoga with Desi Bartlett. I really don’t care about fitting into my jeans by Friday, I just wanted to watch Kimmy K fit into HER jeans. I decided to be productive and went with the yoga.

The title of this episode was called Beginner’s Yoga. I was expecting some old hippy to be the instructor……..I was wrong. This Brooke Burke look-alike comes on the screen that made me completely forget about Kimmy K squeezing her huge ass into her jeans. I was a little uncomfortable to tell you the truth. How am I supposed to get into these ridiculous, embarrassing poses with her watching me? Judging me! To sum up the video, I couldn’t do half the moves and I was soaking wet, gasping for air at the end. OK, I get it. Yoga is difficult. Some of the moves she was doing were incredible. And this was Beginner’s Yoga! She should pay me for this kind of advertising! Or she could make a donation to Miles for Miracles. Hey Desi! The link is to the right…..don’t be shy!