Mike's Marathon Blog

I completely forgot to post this on my blog. For those of you not on Facebook, here are the details for my fundraiser this Friday night:

As many of you know, I am running the New York City Marathon in November. Yes, another marathon! Just like Boston, I will be running for the Miles for Miracles Children’s Hospital Boston team. And what better way to raise some money than to skate around in a circle with some friends…….after many alcoholic beverages, of course!

Things to know for the Skateland FUNdraiser:

– Food and booze at Katie’s house from 5-9.
…- Yes, there will be glutarded food for all you glutards.
– If you cannot make it to Katie’s, we will meet in the Skateland parking lot at 8:45. Do not unlock your car doors until you see familiar faces.
– You cannot enter Skateland after 9 (seriously).
– Cost is $20. This includes everything at Katie’s, everything you need for a fun-filled night of skating and a small donation to the sick kids at Children’s Hospital. If you don’t want to make the $10 donation, then Shannon will skate over your throat at Skateland and may God have mercy on your soul.
– Theme of the party is Jersey Shore, so bring your popped collar, fake tan, blowout, sweatsuit, fist pump and mascara.
– Friday nights are Teen Nights at Skateland, so Genie make sure you bring your creepy, dark lens sunglasses and a few printouts of your Match.com profile.
– You must be at least 5’3″ to enter Skateland. Joe, we will obviously sneak you in the backdoor once we’re inside.
– Remember to bring socks. Going barefoot is allowed, but just remember that Jusczak feet have been in these skates.
– Prizes will be given out. Prizes from the last Skateland trip:
Most Serious/Most Laps/Least Amount of Words Spoken – Erica
Best Trick (shooting the duck) – Iris
Only Person to Bring Their Own Skates – Kaela (can you believe she’s still single?)
Tallest – Michelle

Please let me know if you have any questions. If you did not donate for Boston and would like to sponsor me for NYC, please contact me and I will explain how to donate.

See everyone on Friday!